Screaming chocolate covered pretzel face :) (Taken with instagram)

Screaming chocolate covered pretzel face :) (Taken with instagram)

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Saturday, 26th May
ME & TOMS EUROVISION SCORES! <3 (Taken with instagram)

ME & TOMS EUROVISION SCORES! <3 (Taken with instagram)

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Saturday, 26th May
SQUASHED CAN :D (Taken with instagram)

SQUASHED CAN :D (Taken with instagram)

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Friday, 25th May
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Thursday, 26th January
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Thursday, 26th January

Did you hear of the story about the tornado? There is a twist at the end.

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Wednesday, 25th January

I tried to log in on my iPad. Turns out it was an Etch A Sketch and I don’t own an iPad. Also, I’m out of vodka.

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Friday, 20th January

Vegetable patches are pointless. I can give up vegetables easily without them.

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Friday, 20th January

*Food hits floor* Little Germs: ‘Let’s get it!’ King Germ: ‘No, we must wait 5 seconds!’

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Wednesday, 18th January

USB sticks, 50/50 chance of putting it in the right way Failing 90% of the time.

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Wednesday, 18th January